Episode 48 - Slaying Santa

Just when you thought Christmas was over, Santa's back - - and he's either an immortal Finnish demon, or just your weird neighbor with all those red and white tchotchkes. Never fear, Corey and Maddy are here to help you navigate through Santa's creepy trappings in 'Christmas Evil' and 'Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale' and sing a special Christmas carol along the way.

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Episode 47 - Retail Hell

Attention shoppers, check out the mall's hardware store for all your chainsaw and defensive needs. There's also a sale on fuel, supplies, and bullets at the hunting goods emporium. Do not touch the robotic security and avoid the bowling alley. This week the theme is 'mall horror', and what better way for Corey and Maddy to explore the terror of the mall than by talking about Chopping Mall and Sorority Babes in the Slime Bowl Bowl-o-Rama?

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Episode 46 - Witchy Woman

Magic! Mayhem! Suspense! Romance! Razor wire and broken glass! Tune in this week with Corey and Maddy for a wild ride with Veronica Lake as the witch whose gams just won't quit, and ride on into the Dario Argento masterpiece, Suspiria!

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Episode 45 - Gobble Gobble

Tis the seas--oh, right, it's still November. Okay, well pass the green bean casserole and don't skimp on the fried onions! The turkey will be done soon, but in the meantime let's talk turkey about 'Turkee', the world's most dastardly feathered villain who stars in the movies of the week: Thankskilling 1 and 3. Sit back, relax, undo a belt loop (or four) and enjoy.

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Episode 44 - Mind Trip

Space. There's a lot of it out there. Time. There's a lot of that too. When space and time collide in a tentative thematic episode, you get two movies set in the future, and one of them is in SPACE. This week Corey and Maddy discuss 'Mindwarp' and 'Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone'. No, not THAT Forbidden Zone.

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Episode 43 - Off Topic Halloween Episode

Happy Halloween! Did you enjoy Halloween? We sure as heck did, and we talk about it too. We also discuss horror pack and what constitutes an 'offensive' costume.

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Book of the Week: Goosebumps 25th Anniversary Collection by R. L. Stine

Goosebumps is close to my heart. Funny how you can read a book that you love so much, even reading another copy with a different cover just doesn't seem like an option. Don't get me wrong, the redesigns are cute, and it sort of revives the series in a way for a younger generation. Yet I love the old art here. It's very 90s, and very much a slice of my childhood.

I've always love reading, but when I was 6, learning to actively put a sentence together was hard. I'll save you the whole story of how it suddenly 'clicked' one day, and I could read just about anything. Suffice it to say, the first year I could go to that Scholastics book fair with money in hand and the knowledge that I could read whatever I bought without any help was magical. So I got a VHS of The Haunted Mask (which I still have), and a goosebumps book with a pumpkin book light. I'm not going to lie, the book light was what sold it. I think I bought Welcome to Dead House. It was '97, and Goosebumps was the series that all the kids were reading. The show had just launched, too, and I remember rushing home every day to watch it. There's not usually a huge scare in the Goosebumps books. Most of them have ambiguously an happy ending (yes, the day is saved...but you're a monster, or that sponge is going to wreak havoc when it gets wet again, or your dad might be one of the hundreds of plants in the front yard.) The next dark step up from Goosebumps was Ghosts of Fear Street, and then Fear Street when you were really ready for something 'darker and more mature'. Something for the teenagers.

My point is that I got this collection as a gift, it's amazing, and I'm pretty sure it could all be easily read in the course of a day by anyone of any age, and still feel just as magical as it did to me that day at the book fair when I bought my first Goosebumps.

Drive-in Trailers: Under The Sea

I think we can all agree that the world is a dangerous place, and anyone who steps foot out of their home for anything other than absolute necessities (food, water, bullets, Dolly Parton's latest album) is a fool. That being said, let us make our way back to the topic at hand: oceanic horror. The spooky, the dark, and the non-shark related horror waiting in your swimming pool, bathtub, and not-so-friendly local beach.

San Antonio Comic Con 2018

Went to the San Antonio Comic Con this weekend. Found some great comics (which I couldn't afford), some incredible art (bought a fantastic 'Child's Play' keychain moulded to look like a VHS tape, as well as a fun little art print inspired by 'Popcorn'). Unbelievably crowded, but fun nonetheless. This time around my friend Daniel is getting Robert Englund's signature inked (as you can see in one of the photos below). 

Frankenstein Puzzle

I'm going to be at comic con in San Antonio today! As such, I didn't have a lot of time to prepare a post, but in the mean-time while I take plenty of pictures to share tomorrow, here's an awesome puzzle for a promotional poster - - the Bela Lugosi Frankenstein that never was...

Vintage Comics - Black Magic, Issue #2: I've Seen You Before, Yesterday You Died (Pg. 27 - End)

This first story in the final portion of this Black Magic issue reminds me of a Hammer Mummy movie, with its tendency to give innocent characters the darker fates that they don't quite deserve. It's fantastic, actually. One of my favorites I've shared so far. The second is oddly reminiscent of an old radio show I can't quite recall the name of, with the singular reminder that one can never truly escape or prevent their fates (or the grisly future of another.)

Episode 42 - The Halloween Spook-Tacular, Part 4

You want a blockbuster special? Well kid, you got it. That's right, everyone's favorite Halloween movies at long last. No more Loomis. No more Jamie. All Michael, all the time! Can Corey and Maddy survive to the very end? Probably not, but they tried their best! In this episode we discuss H20 and Resurrection.

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Horror Flick of the Week: Salem's Lot (1979)

My friends, this is one of the greatest vampire movies of all time. It is one of the greatest Stephen King films. It is also one of the greatest made for TV movies. Not because of phenomenal effects (though they're pretty solid and simple), but because of acting, writing, and story. It's the perfect horror film.

Make no mistake, it's pretty 70s as far as movies go, which isn't a bad thing. It suits the Stephen King setting quite well (small Maine-esque town, quaint locals, stranger rolling in a la Something Wicked This Way Comes, and the gradual corruption/death of everyone he encounters). What's more, who doesn't love a good old-fashioned Nosferatu? I know I sure do! Do yourself a favor if you haven't watched Salem's Lot yet--which I can't even begin to understand--you won't regret it.

Book of the Week: Monster, by A. Lee Martinez

I have read so many of this man's books. For me, his humorous balance in his story is on par with another favorite author of mine, R. Chetwynd-Hayes. I've already recommended one book by A. Lee Martinez in the past, Gil's All Fright Diner, but honestly? I love this one even more. There was a period of time a few years ago where I was pretty much reading at least one of these books a week, and Monster is one of the best.

The story plays with a concept I rarely see done as well as it should be. There are monsters everywhere, and normal people don't know about them. This one adds your typical Martinez guts and gore along with a succubus here and maybe a yeti destroying a grocery store there. A gland in people's brains that lets them see monsters for what they are, and a sort of supernatural police force doing what they can to at least keep things somewhat normal.

What I love about A. Lee Martinez, is that his protagonists are both very normal and very special in so many creative ways. This book was no exception to the rule, and it is very easily a 3-day read if you put your mind to it. Or don't. Just grab a glass of wine (or coffee) and enjoy.